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HELP, I ENJOY SEX WITH MY WIFE'S MUM By: ojthorpe






Hello guys, how was your week? I guess it was blessed in one way or the other. That is the title of our weekend special Abracadabra. I heard a gist that caught my attention. Hmm, tough. The gist goes thus. Joe wedded the love of his life in 2012. She was the love of his life, she meant the whole universe to him. They dated throughout their stay at the university. 3years years after their wedding on a very sunny afternoon, Joe came back from work very early that day. Lo and behold, he met is mother in-law naked in the parlor watching the normal afternoon Mexican series. He felt very  embarrassed by this and he quickly took his eye off the view, but, he said he heard a voice saying ‘’why are you taking your eye away? Is it not still fresh and tempting?’’ but he replied by saying ‘’Sorry, Ma’’.

 So, weeks went, until one Friday night when Joy, Joe’s wife was on night duty. Joy's mother had the opportunity to seduce Joe. His resistance level depleted each time she approached him. Ever since then, she used him as a sex machine to service her ‘’sutra kinetic’’. He said the act had been going on for the past 2 years and within that period, she had aborted 3 times for him. He said he had fallen in love with his wife's mum. ‘’Hmm, Oga, abegi, nah the pcat no dey let you think’’ , that he feels guilty about everything, he doesn't love is wife anymore.

 At one point, he thought about seeking medical help to kill his cells, but he said the sex was above him and he couldn’t deprive himself of that natural pleasure. Spiritually, he was the subject of a seven-day fast and prayers by the prophet. However, on the last day he had oral sex with his wife's mum for hours.

Every day, Joe wakes up to see these 2 ladies. The torture constantly made him regret  betraying his wife. He cries during sex with his wife, because his heart and soul is not with her. Daily, he wonders what to do. Daily, he wonders if this is his destiny.

Joe needs our help.  What do you think he should do?

 ©OJThorpe

Comments

  1. Hmmmmmmmmm ah think he should summon d courage to tell his wife tho just and opinion ooooo........

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  2. She shouldn't try and marry the man, I feel the couple have another plan.

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  3. She should marry him, I feel he really loves her

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  4. this one is just born stupid. I cry for the wife

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